November 2011
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August 2011
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April 2011
2 posts
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The bitch
is back.
February 2010
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September 2009
2 posts
August 2009
3 posts
Clueless.
DAMMIT. That Monet line was from the movie Clueless. Not as funny anymore.
Monet
Jacob: He was a Monet, eh?
Ken: He looked good from far away, but not so good close up?
Jacob: Thank you.
Cali: I like that.
July 2009
5 posts
“Ryan, you look like a lesbian.” - Brett Cooper”
July 11th is happenin'
Events I’m curious about on the 11th:
Jock Se Bloque: Return of the Mack (Musa’s DJing). Circle Bar.
Mod Dance Party. Red Star (never heard of the place).
Dozal Brothers & Rhodes!! (an old friend of mine). Saturn Bar.
90’s Costume Party. The Treehouse (Never been, but heard it was awesome).
So…what are you guys doing?
“Is this the walk of shame at Rocky’s?” - Matt P.”
June 2009
15 posts
WebSIGHT →
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Channel 34
Melanie: Brandy told some guy in our class my busted lip was herpes.
Michael: Oh Melanie, you are such a lifetime movie.
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““Ahh. Crawfish and racism, no holiday feels complete without it.” ...”
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Explore.
I’m kind of worried about this layout. I like it visually, but I want people to explore my site. I don’t want my other entertaining posts to go unseen! So explore, dammit. Click next page until you can’t anymore. Do it for me?
This is a song(rap) a couple of my friends made a...
How baby whales are born.
Jacob: Watch the front. I'm going give birth in the bathroom.
Me: (Minutes later) Was it a boy or a girl?
Jacob: A whale.
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Hello World.
My name’s Cali. Welcome to my Tumblr. This is where I’ll post things I find interesting or funny, pictures I take, art I create, information I think is important.
Happy stalking.
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